Stuffed with Laughs: Thanksgiving Puns to Be Grateful For
- Katie Mcatee
- Nov 23, 2025
- 2 min read
Warning: this blog is stuffed with Thanksgiving puns and I'm not sorry. Whether you're roasting a turkey or roasting your relatives (with love), these Thanksgiving zingers are here to spice up your holiday banter. So loosen that belt and dig in—it's pun o'clock.
Thanksgiving Cooking
*I'm all about that baste.
*Activate: Feast Mode
*Don't marsh my mellow.
*They see me rollin', they hatin'.
Pumpkin Puns
*Let's give 'em pumpkin' to talk about.
*Sure, abs are great, but have you ever had pumpkin pie?
Turkey Puns
*Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving?
They’re stuffed.
*Don’t make fun of the turkey—it’s been roasted enough today.
Side Dish Puns
*Turkey, gravy, beans, and rolls. Let me see that casserole.
*Wham, yam, thank you ma'am.
*Feeling saucy.
*Let’s get basted this Thanksgiving!
Wine Puns
*Let's get basted.
*Let's get sauced.
*You had me at me merlot.
*What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Seconds Puns
*Piece out. (As you take off with leftover pie)
*Leftovers are for quitters.
Family Stuff:
*Let's squash our differences this Thanksgiving.
*We all have something in common with the turkey today: We’re stuffed.
Yes, I’m 45, and I proudly borrowed every one of these puns from Reader’s Digest, Country Living, and Good Housekeeping. No shame in my seasonal game.
But more importantly—this is a time for gratitude. A time to love your people, honor God, and remember those who are struggling. When you show up for the ones in need, your kindness becomes something they’ll never forget --AND THEY WILL BE THANKFUL FOR YOU.
Give thanks to the Lord, because he is good. His faithful love continues forever.
Psalm 107:1
ALSO,
Are you looking for a Thanksgiving themed movie to give you all the 'feels' and make you feel thankful?
Well, this movie isn't like that at all--- but it DOES have a Thanksgiving aspect and it's one of my favorite movies of all time: Addams Family Values!!!!
--Katie Mac--
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